Your furry friends are safe, warm, and highly pampered. However, they are currently being held in a "luxury pup-up" until the ransom is paid in full.
Don't let them become permanent residents!
Barnaby is currently enjoying a high-quality bone, but he keeps looking at the door waiting for the "toe-tal" delivery of your ransom payment.
He's not mad, just disappointed that you're "toe-ing" around with the negotiations. One more day without payment and we stop the belly rubs!
Luna has been singing the song of her people since 4 AM. Please, for the love of all that is holy, pay the ransom so we can sleep.